X Rated Version of Call Me, Maybe

Ok so here's a little teaser of my perverted sense of humor and naughty mind.

This crazy song, Call Me, Maybe, sticks in my head everytime I hear it.

So I started making up new lyrics to entertain myself

Here's what I came up with, what do you think?

I threw a wish in the well,

I asked for a big cock that would swell

I seen you and I fell

And now I want you in my way

I'd sell my soul for a wish,

Spread my legs for a kiss

I was looking for this,

And now you're in my way

Your stare was holdin',

Ripped jeans, cock was showin'

Tonight I wanted to be blowin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here's my pussy

So fuck me, maybe?

Your cock's so hard and tight,

I want it in me baby,

So here's my pussy,

So fuck me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here's my pussy,

So fuck me, maybe?

And all the other boys,

Try to bang me,

I just blow them,

I want you to fuck me, maybe?

You took your time with my slit,

I took no time with your dick

You gave it to me so deep,

You fucked me right to sleep

I beg, and borrow and steal

I need more of you to feel

I didn't know I would need it,

Please come and play

Your stare was holdin',

Ripped jeans, cock was showin'

Hot night, I wanted to be blowin'

Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here's my pussy,

So fuck me, maybe?

Your cock's so hard and tight,

I want it in me baby,

So here's my pussy,

So fuck me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here's my pussy,

So fuck me, maybe?

And all the other boys,

Try to bang me,

But I just blow them,

So fuck me, maybe?

Before you came in my pussy

I fucked you so hard

I fucked you so hard

I fucked you so, so hard

Before you came into my life

I was so so horny 

And you should know that

I was so so horny

Your cock's so hard and tight,

I want it in me baby,

So here's my pussy,

So fuck me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But here's my pussy,

So fuck me, maybe?

And all the other boys,

Try to bang me,

But I just blow them,

So fuck me, maybe?

Before you came in my pussy

I fucked you so hard

I fucked you so hard

I fucked you so, so hard

Before you came in my pussy

I fucked you so hard

I fucked you so hard

So fuck me, maybe?