She looks good in sparkly paint...
That probably should stay between the two of them...
She got a new costume and wants you to come out and play with her.
Sexist office worker tip
Celebrities don't always land an acting job based on talent.
Headlights flashing!
Don't you just love knowledgeable girls?
What? Did you say something?
Men just like to notice what's put out there for them to notice.
Joke time
An ugly bloke is on his way home from the pub one night when he passes a level train crossing.
Suddenly, he spots a slim, big-boobed woman tied to the train tracks, so he rushes over to untie her.
He then takes her back to his place, where he makes love to her all night, unable to believe his luck.
The next day, he goes back to his local to tell the story.
"You're a lucky bastard," says the landlord. "So was she pretty, blonde, brunette? What exactly?"
"I don't know," he replies. "I didn't manage to find the head."
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