Sexist office worker tip...
Men can't help it and the ladies take advantage...
Every butt needs a good slap now and again.
Anne Hathaway putting up a good front...
You only get to miss once (chick with a fact)...
It may require lubricant...
She's a helpful pup...
Interesting choice of body art....
Joke time...
A woman walks in a bar in Montana, middle of nowhere. She sits down next to an old weather beaten man in a ten gallon hat, spurs, the whole nine yards. She says "Are you a real cowboy?"
He pauses, tips back his hat, looks at her and says "Yep, I reckon I am".
She replies "I'm a lesbian. All day long I do nothing but think about women, from the moment I get up in the morning to the moment I fall asleep at night." She finishes her drink and leaves.
A few minutes later a husband and wife, obviously tourists, walk in and sit down next to the cowboy. The husband says "Are you a real cowboy?"
He pauses, takes a sip of whiskey and replies, "Well I always thought I was but it turns out all this time I've been a lesbian.
Yoga Pants, he proclaims while panting...
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